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REPORT FROM COERDIAN CHICAGO: As part of the opening ceremony for their annual meeting, the British-American Processed Food Trade Group (BARPFTAG) presented us with a 10’-tall sculpture made of head cheese. We cannot tell what it represents, but feel that it would be rude to throw it away before the guests leave. Please advise. — Chef d’Hotel, Chicago.

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