Category Archives: TRANSCRIPTION_ L.A.R.Y.

DATA TRANSCRIPTION 0228.4_L.A.R.Y.

FROM CONGLOMERATED NEWS NETWORK “MORNING HEADLINES” BROADCAST: Coerdian is reeling this morning after its Director of Security, Rudolph McInnis, was killed in an explosion at its flagship Los Angeles property. It’s a disaster without precedent for the world’s foremost private … Continue reading

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DATA TRANSCRIPTION 0115.4_L.A.R.Y.

FROM COERDIAN CHICAGO: I need to report something odd that happened at yesterday’s big meeting with the Board of Trade governors and the agricultural conglomerates. We had it all under control PDQ, but it should go on the record. During … Continue reading

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DATA TRANSCRIPTION 1223.03_L.A.R.Y.

CONVERSATION BETWEEN SAM VIRJAY, TECHNICAL SPECIALIST, AND JARED DAVIS, DIRECTOR OF TECHNICAL SERVICES VIRJAY: I think we’ve figured out what’s going on with this firewall breach. DAVIS: Finally! What in the jim-jam Jeezus is going on? You know, all of … Continue reading

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CONVERSATION BETWEEN RUDY McINNIS, DIRECTOR OF SECURITY, POLU ST. NAZAIRE, CHEF D’HOTEL, AND ELWOOD MIYAMOTO, CHIEF EXECUTIVE McINNIS: I’m telling you, Mike: I’ve had it. MIYAMOTO: Calm down, Rudy. McINNIS: I’ve had it with that half-Tahitian steaming pile of creme … Continue reading

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DATA TRANSCRIPTION 1022.3_L.A.R.Y.

CONVERSATION BETWEEN ALEXANDER DYSON, DEPUTY DIRECTOR OF SECURITY, AND RUDY McINNIS, DIRECTOR OF SECURITY McINNIS: He what? DYSON: Yeah, it sounds like he got buffaloed by this Hotel Services person. McINNIS: Shit. Holy Mother of Freaking God…. It was probably … Continue reading

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