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That intruder we just caught inside the perimeter admits to being a fraternity pledge doing his initiation, or whatever. Delta Sigma Omega, USC chapter. This is not good. I don’t like the idea that screwing with our security on a … Continue reading

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Do we ever get people who try to crack our security just for the heck of it? Yeah, more than we like to admit. We call ‘em joyriders. Mostly kids — dumbass teenagers, college students. Not much we can do, … Continue reading

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Our report on the efficacy of fast-hardening foam as a restraining agent is almost done. Basically, we found problems. Sure, it can stop someone in seconds. Yes, the hardware is smaller and lighter now. But it’s hard to scrub the … Continue reading

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Every now and then, we get proposals from the snack distributors who stock the vending machines in the employee-only areas to put machines in guest floors as well. They never go anywhere. First of all, we want to encourage our … Continue reading

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FROM COERDIAN NEW YORK: The Foreign Minister of Verengaria is causing a stir among my staff, demanding that they wait prepare authentic Verengarian delicacies especially for him. My staff are professionals without peer, but I don’t know how much more … Continue reading

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